Rancher Takes Revenge On Petty Neighbors With Pig Excrement

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mattstaff
Sep 15, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

Never underestimate a rancher when it comes to pro revenge. This guy took a sweet and satisfying, and very impressively calculated revenge on some neighbors that were giving him trouble over some petty BS. It came down to property lines, and a mere 6 inches. Those 6 inches ended up costing them their peace of mind. Queue up the terrible stench of tons of pig excrement. They ended up moving out in response to the overwhelmingly horrible smell. 

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    pig revenge - Text - r/ProRevenge u/drumbubba ld JOIN 3 S 3 Never mess with a rancher and neighbor. My father had the ultimate revenge when I was a kid... I grew up on a horse ranch in Colorado. We had a long piece of property, about 80 acres, and we raised Missouri fox trotters. We had lived there for almost 20 years when some folks bought a strip of property way at the back of our land. It was a strange plot of land as it was very narrow, and was sandwiched between our back fence, and a busy c
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    pig revenge - Text - Well we never meet these new neighbors until once day my dad gets a notice from a lawyer telling us that after having surveyed the property lines, our back fence encroaches on their property between 3 and 6 inches depending the spot along the fence line. These folks had never met us, never introduced themselves, our first introduction was this legal demand.
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    pig revenge - Text - My father was a salt of the earth kind of man, very kind, but also very strong-willed. He called these folks, arranged a meetup, and tried to talk some sense into them. First did 3 to 6 inches really matter that much, and why had they not come to us to talk it through? He even offered a number of different compromises. These folks were hostile from the get-go. They demanded he the fence immediately, or they would sue. Apparently the law stated they had to put their house so
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    pig revenge - Text - They sued, and won, and we were forced to move the fence in 2 weeks. I say we because I was the free slave labor as all farm kids are in this kind of thing. All that fencing material, and the time, were a big cost for my family. But we got the work done in early spring. Here is where the fun comes in... So the new neighbors broke ground and built all through the end of winter and into spring. The very next weekend after they had moved into their house, Dad rousted me out of
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    pig revenge - Text - We build a pen and a small enclosure very near our back property line, directly behind the neighbor's new shiny house. The next day once of our farm friends delivered a half dozen pigs to their new home.
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    pig revenge - Text - Dan insisted on feeding those hogs table scraps and all the things that would go in the composter, as well as some good balanced hog feed to keep them healthy. Now you may not know this, but the smell of pig excrement is directly related to what they eat, and their pen. Table scraps make them smell BAD. I mean BAAAAAAD. I had to drive the four- wheeler back there every day to take care of them, and within a month halfway there and my eyes would start watering it smelled so b
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    pig revenge - Text - Come fall when winter moved in we sold the pigs to slaughter, and dad stacked up a bunch of building supplies next to the pen and let the neighbors know we would be expanding the profitable operation in the spring when they came out to scream at him. He smiled the whole time, speaking in his slow steady way. The new neighbors sold their new house in January when the ground was frozen and the new owners would not smell the pen. Though as soon as the old neighbors were gone we
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